MERYL STREEP YOU ARE JUST OUT OF THIS WORLD, FIRST YOU FORGET YOUR GLASSES AT THE GG AND MAKE A-LISTERS GO GET MOVING TO GET THEM TO YOU, THEN YOU ALMOST BROUGHT YOUR PURSE ON STAGE WHEN YOU WON THE BAFTA (LIKE YOU’VE DONE IN OTHER TIMES) BUT BEFORE THAT HAPPENS, YOU DECIDE TO JUST HAND IT OVER TO SOME RANDOM WOMAN, AND THEN YOU GRACEFULLY LOOSE YOUR FABULOUS SHOE (DID YOU ALL SEE THOSE SEXY AS HELL SHOES?) AND GET COLIN FIRTH ON HIS KNEE PUTTING IT BACK ON JUST AS IF YOU WERE REHEARSING FOR A “CINDERELLA” REMAKE

YOU ARE AMAZAWESOMEFANTASTICABULOUS AND WILL FOREVER BE MY IDOL