MERYL STREEP

YOU ARE

AND ON TOP OF THAT, YOU ARE THE BEST ACTRESS IN THE UNIVERSE

AND SO… IF YOU DON’T WIN THE OSCAR THIS SUNDAY, I’LL PROBABLY HAVE TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE AND…

 

Ok ok.. maybe I won’t do that but I’ll be all

BUT!

IF YOU WIN…

AND EVERYONE WILL BE LIKE:

BUT UNTIL THEN I WILL JUST KEEP PRAYING AND WISHING YOU THE BEST OF LUCK

AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, NO MATTER IF THE ACADEMY MAKES THE BIGGEST MISTAKE IN HISTORY (ONCE AGAIN).

YOU WILL FOREVER BE MY WINNER AND MY ROLE MODEL AND MY IDOL, AND THAT’S SOMETHING THAT NO OSCAR WILL CHANGE, CHEERS TO YOU MEZ, AND YOUR WONDERFUL EXISTENCE, YOU REALLY ARE PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.